My best and, loyalist friend has been... Baroque Boy, who has escorted me over "X" years to, sometimes unfriendly girlstown bars (shame on you Candy Bar), danced cooly with me in queer indie clubs, listened to my never-ending laments over my beloved lost Mother and, been my mega god-send COVID bubble friend with daily text of "What's for super supper?..." and "How your Pinas?". Wherever I have been (Edinburgh, London, Milano & Hamburg), my gregarious gay boys have been so sweet to me (and thank you so much).
My salon / sewing circle MUST have some sweet gay boy friends.
To... pour him endless champers, in thanks.
AIDS Activist: 1935 - 2020
To... talk method acting while gazing at him.
Actor: 1931 - 1955
To... be my dashing, witty wingman.
For... his anecdotes of The Factory & Studio 54.
Actress: 1928 - 1987
To... drink me under the table.
Artist: 1922 - 1969
To... let him flourish in a less homophobic generation.
Author: 1854 - 1900
To... dance to The Fall with me.
To... listen to his witty battle offs with Oscar.
Comedian & Actor: 1957
To... compose a lament for my beloved Mother.
Composer: 1810 - 1849
To... host & MC the most opulent balls ever.
Drag Queen: 1950
To... dis fast fashion, polyester, flares...
Fashion Designer: 1952
To... talk slick fashion in flicks.
Fashion Designer: 1961
To... blether over Drugstore Cowboys, 8mm...
Film Director: 1952
To... enlighten me on 80s La Movida Madrileña.
Film Director: 1949
To... ponder over pale pallets.
Film Director: 1961
Quite frankly, Mr Shankly - I get a kick out of you.
Composer & Songwriter: 1891 - 1964
To... wax lyrical over his epic lyrics.
Singer & Songwriter: 1966
To... bring the gorgeous "Being Boring" vid vibes.
To... chat Tuojiangosaurus... and help me pronounce Latin fossil names (the reason why I didn't become a lecturer!)
Paleontologist: 1877 – 1933
To... gossip over the classy ladies he clicked.
Photographer: 1904 – 1980
To... chatter without a stuttering rifles' rapid rattle.
Poet: 1866 - 1967
To... make me giggle after horrid COVID & Brexit.
TV & Radio Presenter: 1963
To... be my breakfast in Tiffany buddy.
Novelist: 1924 – 1984