Bring back sapphic sewing circles. Swiping, utterly, sucks! Tipsily, I've registered on dating sites but next day, lost my mojo on interacting. Bring me back to sipping fizz with my fab sewing circle pose in Soho gay bars, First Out... queer indie clubbing at the Ghetto & Popstars and, being introduced to friends of my Soho sewing circle ...
Though relieved to be born in this time - WOW, I would have L.O.V.E.D to have hung out in Natalie Barney's salon and The Hollywood Sewing Circle (yet, avoiding any in-house girlfriend dramas - me, a good girl)
Natalie Barney's Tres Cool Parisian Salon
Openly Out, Natalie Barney (a wealthy American poet and writer) ran a weekly "salon" from her home in 20 rue Jacob, Paris, where many of the coolest ever 20c artists, intellectuals and writers hung out in tres chic Paris, from the early 1900s until the late 1960s and, much sapphic fun was enjoyed! Over the years, Natalie Barney hosted hundreds of fabulous guests including legendary sapphic
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Colette, Gertrude Stein, Isadora Duncan... as well as artists Auguste Rodin, poet T.S. Eliot, writer F. Scott Fitzgerald, and arts patron Peggy Guggenheim. Dance performances, literary readings, musical concerts and plays were held there. It was also a crucial environment where queers could hang out. Perhaps this inspired my fav Pet Shop Boys video / track "Being Boring" and their lyric "She was never being boring, as she was never bored" (a quote from Zelda Fitzgerald)?
The Hollywood Sewing Circle
There is contention as to who came up with the term "The Hollywood sewing circle". Alla Nazimova (a Russian-American actress) is credited as coming up with term "The Sewing Circle" as a discreet code for lesbian or bisexual actresses. Thereafter, Marlene Dietrich secretly called her group of Hollywood lesbian and bi women star friends, her "Sewing Circle". As documented by Axel Madsen in his book The Sewing Circle (1996), this included a surprising array of key and popular Hollywood stars: Greta Garbo, Tallulah Bankhead, Katherine Cornell, Barbara Stanwyck, Joan Crawford ... Others whose secret lives were divulged, include: Maude Adams, Lynn Fontanne, Myrna Loy, Edith Head, Janet Gaynor, Jill Esmond, Elsa Lanchester, Isadora Duncan, Laurette Taylor, Libby Holman, Marjorie Main, Agnes Moorehead, and Dame Judith Anderson. They met at one another's Hollywood houses for lunch, conversation and... aye! Mercedes de Acosta (a playwright...) seems to have struck it very lucky there.
A Special Shout Out In My Dream Sewing Circle
In my dream Sewing Circle, I would so love ... Annie Leibovitz to be there. When Annie Leibovitz was at her exhibition opening during an Edinburgh International Festival, she autographed a beautiful postcard of her slick pic of Olympic Diver, Greg Louganis, for me! Of course, I was too tongue-tied to say how awesome I thought her work was (I had no idea she was cake!). Hurrah, she spelt my name wrong (it is Germanised) so she wrote a v sweet and treasured, "sorry" amendment. Blown-up, it is proudly displayed in my flat. Thank you Annie Leibovitz - you so rock!
Hetty (straight) card - for me: uber tres chic, tres cool.
French Icon: 1957
To... hug her for tipping me ... over, the sappphic edge.
Actress: 1969
To... encourage me to be a sassy / witty but not cruel, beecharmer.
Actress: 1939
To ... escort me to legendary schwul Weimer cabarets, which my mother may have experienced.
Queen of The Sewing Circle: 1901 - 1992
To ... slam some tequilas on Día de Muertos & talk life.
Artist: 1907 - 1954
To ... nuture me on sounding cool at art openings.
Artist: 1874 – 1970
To ... thank her for my realisation, I indeed, wanted to find a "Carol".
Author: 1921 - 1995
To ... discuss how to be a wordsmith (not so much a fingersmith) & thank her for writing sapphic novels I, felt.
Author: 1966
To ... I would be way too in awe, to speak to you as I love your filmography.
Film Director & Screenwriter: 1978
To ... be in awe of her being a pioneering silent movies, talkies, colour film director &, circumventing the censoring Hays code.
American Film Director: 1897 – 1979
To... brainstorm new Sapphic docs - soooo many to make & you are so compassionate!
Documentary Filmmaker: 1954
To... talk catwalks and to charm her into sewing me slick bespoke wear.
Film Costume Designer: 1910 – 1993
To... debate the slickest cinematographic flicks. Shoot me, everyone talking about ... "Euphoria" - stellar cinematography BUT, I find it so HARD to watch!
Cinematographer: 1978
To... talk fashion rocks BUT, so wished ... I could have got her off, EVIL drugs :(
Model: 1960 - 1986
To... seduce me, reduce me, play me Debussy.
Classical Pianist: 1894 – 1964
To... play me mellow cello pieces.
Classical Cellist: 1961
To... reminisce over slick indie music subcultures.
Singer: 1966
To ... hear her sing in person & listen to her tales of her slick boozy "blues" pose!
Singer: 1894 – 1937
To... sing me the blues under a blue moon.
Singer: 1915 – 1959
To... rock and roll the nite away with a cherry bomb.
Singer: 1958
To... hug her evermore - racists are despicable thugs! + find out more how she was a HUGELY brave spy in France during WWII.
Singer: 1906 - 1975
To... serenade me and then, fence me! En garde!
Opera Singer: 1670/1673 - 1707
To... illuminate brightness and contrast, to me.
Photographer: 1908 - 1942
To... teach me fashion image composition. Huzzah - I have a personally signed print hanging on my wall (Edinburgh Festival Annie Leibovitz Opening :)
Photographer: 1949
To ... have fun naughty giggles - I so, need a giggle. I would try to protect you against anyone who disses you!
Comedian: 1990
To ... teach me slick wit, onomatopoeia, alliteration and ask you, after a few champers - are YOU, the real Dorothy in "Friends of Dorothy?"
Poet: 1893 – 1967
To... re-design my flat-pack flat to look v sleek.
Furniture Designer & Architect: 1878 - 1976
To... radiate ace grace, then, enjoy a v yummy Pavlova with her.
Stage Ballerina: 1881 – 1931
To... mix with her uber slick salon Parisian sapphic creatives.
Queen of Parisian Salons: 1876 - 1972
To... mix with the her uber slick Hollywood sapphic creatives.
Queen of The Sewing Circle: 1892 – 1968
Foremost ... to be still ALIVE! And to hang out with me and my lovely gay pals. I miss you forever, so much :(
Mummy: X - 2010